spyderqueen:

dansbunk:

handbuiltbyrob0ts:

[x]

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.

The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.

—Beau Taplin || the hours between.   (via exoticwild)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya)

corpidicarta:

C’è un delicato momento catartico, nell’anno di una ragazza (di solito single),  alla fine di un lungo e rigido inverno: il giorno in cui non ci si depila; ci si disbosca.

(Source: ebrodevo)

omnomnominator:

Malefiftycent

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

susiediamonds:

Playing By Heart (Willard Carroll, 1998)

(Source: nowhugmebrotha)

thatslatebluewolf:

That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”

(Source: unamusedsloth)

zohbugg:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

italianformygirlfriend:

593: Ciofeca

What would you character’s Twitter description be?

(Source: aryastraks)