C’è un delicato momento catartico, nell’anno di una ragazza (di solito single), alla fine di un lungo e rigido inverno: il giorno in cui non ci si depila; ci si disbosca.
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”
teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”
[albus arrives at hogwarts]
albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”
neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”
Playing By Heart (Willard Carroll, 1998)
What would you character’s Twitter description be?